Dad! Look at that big dog

It says here although the countryside may seem the ideal place to go for long walks, people living in the city are much more likely to do exercise.

Researchers found living near green spaces made no difference to how much you worked out.

True enough. Take it from someone who lives in the country.

The only reason I walk further with the dogs out where I live now is if one of the little beggars runs off.

Don’t knock me for it. 2 collies who haven’t been on a farm since they were 12 weeks old - one of whom is blessed more with brawn than brains.

When he sees a bunch of cows in a field you can see the cogs slowly turning as he thinks....


4 legs ...Check....

Tail....Check....

Black and white patches on their coat.....Check.....

Three times as big as me ...Check.

That’s unheard of ...I’m outta here...

You can hardly blame the big mutt for scarpering.